Happy Earth Day!

(Cut and paste this into an email to your boss)

Dear (your boss’s name here), (your name here) can’t make it into work today because they have been chosen for participation in Earth Day. You may have not heard of it before but it’s sort of like jury duty so you can not penalize (your name here) for not being at work today. Kind Regards, Leave No Trace

(note: Leave No Trace takes no responsibility for any misunderstandings this may cause)